Last night a friend and work colleague and I went to the Cape Town leg of The Script last night. First up…Phillip Phillips BLEW ME AWAY! Fresh New Orleans vibes and that guy can SING. The Script… what can you say other than OMG! What a concert, I am still on a buzz from the night, a feeling you don’t want to go away, okay other than the being exhausted part!
Now although the concert was amazing- boy oh boy did I LAUGH my ASS OFF at some of the people that attended the concert and this left me thinking some people need assistance and so here it is… the HOW TO CONCERT GUIDE.
First up ladies- this is not an ass parade (those beaver revealer shorts are ALWAYS A NO NO) guys might want to see your junk but believe me the rest of us don’t.
So…
1. Do not wear shorts that barely cover your ass or hide your junk and show off more than mother nature has given you
2. Do not wear slops, flip-flops or delicate little open shoes…it is a concert people jump DUH!
3. What is it with the GAGA heels…comfort is key- we aren’t all thinking you are the shit we are thinking you are an idiot (a mistake I have made myself).
4. Under no circumstance do a DIY flashing light head band with a giant battery pack attached to the back of your head- now this is a safety concern- dude electrocution… def one for the most ridic ways to die!
5. No tube dresses with multiple layered tops ensembles… it just leaves us wonder WTF.
6. No studying with all your crib notes before the opening act- we just feel sorry for you.
7. No getting drunk, crying like a lunatic and making out uncontrollably with your husband while facing the back of the stadium instead of the stage- this was most disturbing, disgusting and yeah we didn’t pay to see your unstable face we paid to see the band! Lesson: Don’t drink if you can’t handle your booze!
8. To the above point: if married or in a relationship- you REALLY DON’T have to HANG ON EACH OTHER… it is a concert, I am sure you can enjoy this without extreme displays of affection. GET A ROOM!
9. Okay NOW WTF is it with the backpacking it through concert and the GIANT handbags- small sling bags and funky fanny-packs are acceptable- you are there to jam not to have a wardrobe change half way or smuggle your bloody iPad in and mess up our view!
10. And finally no MAKE SHIFT ‘I love the band!’ T-shirts… you can buy one at the event! It looks cheap and support the people you claim to love so much!
This is one of those use it- don’t use it moments, I mean no disrespect should you fall into one of the categories above…it is light hearted banter and if anything you should be laughing your asses off right about now!
BIG UP to Big Concerts… It was an epic night and an epic show…Looking forward to the next one!
Now although the concert was amazing- boy oh boy did I LAUGH my ASS OFF at some of the people that attended the concert and this left me thinking some people need assistance and so here it is… the HOW TO CONCERT GUIDE.
First up ladies- this is not an ass parade (those beaver revealer shorts are ALWAYS A NO NO) guys might want to see your junk but believe me the rest of us don’t.
So…
1. Do not wear shorts that barely cover your ass or hide your junk and show off more than mother nature has given you
2. Do not wear slops, flip-flops or delicate little open shoes…it is a concert people jump DUH!
3. What is it with the GAGA heels…comfort is key- we aren’t all thinking you are the shit we are thinking you are an idiot (a mistake I have made myself).
4. Under no circumstance do a DIY flashing light head band with a giant battery pack attached to the back of your head- now this is a safety concern- dude electrocution… def one for the most ridic ways to die!
5. No tube dresses with multiple layered tops ensembles… it just leaves us wonder WTF.
6. No studying with all your crib notes before the opening act- we just feel sorry for you.
7. No getting drunk, crying like a lunatic and making out uncontrollably with your husband while facing the back of the stadium instead of the stage- this was most disturbing, disgusting and yeah we didn’t pay to see your unstable face we paid to see the band! Lesson: Don’t drink if you can’t handle your booze!
8. To the above point: if married or in a relationship- you REALLY DON’T have to HANG ON EACH OTHER… it is a concert, I am sure you can enjoy this without extreme displays of affection. GET A ROOM!
9. Okay NOW WTF is it with the backpacking it through concert and the GIANT handbags- small sling bags and funky fanny-packs are acceptable- you are there to jam not to have a wardrobe change half way or smuggle your bloody iPad in and mess up our view!
10. And finally no MAKE SHIFT ‘I love the band!’ T-shirts… you can buy one at the event! It looks cheap and support the people you claim to love so much!
This is one of those use it- don’t use it moments, I mean no disrespect should you fall into one of the categories above…it is light hearted banter and if anything you should be laughing your asses off right about now!
BIG UP to Big Concerts… It was an epic night and an epic show…Looking forward to the next one!